9. The Office Shredder
A new worker asks for help using the shredder.
The secretary takes his thick report and puts it in.
“Thanks!” he says. “But what side do the copies come out?”
10. The Desert Horse
A man lost in the desert finds a house. The owner lets him borrow a horse.
“To make it go, say ‘Thank God.’ To stop, say ‘Amen.’”
The man shouts, “Thank God!” The horse gallops toward a cliff.
At the last second, he remembers, “Amen!”
The horse stops just in time.
The man sighs, “Thank God.”
11. The Compliments
A man orders a beer and hears a voice say, “Nice tie!”
Then another, “I like your shirt!”
Confused, he asks the bartender, “Am I losing my mind?”
The bartender shrugs, “It’s the peanuts. They’re complimentary.”
Laugh More, Stress Less!
There you have it—11 hilarious jokes to get you through the day!
Whether you’re sharing them with friends or just need a quick giggle, these jokes prove that laughter truly is the best medicine.
Ready for more laughs?
Source: amomama