He pulled down my little trousers, and I wasn’t wearing any underwear. Twenty years later, I still have the scar on my leg.
And my lack of underwear is still a regular family anecdote.
6. The Unexpected Encounter with Doctor Who Compared Me to John Cusack
u/BosskHogg: A few years back, I ended up getting the flu.
My wife took me to a 24-hour emergency clinic near our house.
The doctor on duty was in her mid-30s and kind of cute.
My wife was in the waiting room, and I was with the doctor in a patient room when the doctor turned to me and said, “You look just like John Cusack” (which I do).
I told her I get that all the time, but she kept repeating it, and she began sounding creepy.
So I’m lying on the bed, trying my hardest not to pass out, and the doctor begins playing with my hair, talking about John Cusack before my wife walks in.
