“We’re here!” he announced.
The first two passengers paid and left.
The third one slapped the driver and yelled, “Watch your speed! You almost got us all killed!”
7. The Wise Elderly Passenger
A woman picked up an elderly hitchhiker.
Seeing a bottle in the car, the old lady asked, “What’s in the bag?”
“A bottle of wine for my husband,” the driver replied.
The old lady nodded knowingly. “Good trade.”
8. The Scientist and His Clever Driver
A scientist was tired of giving the same lecture, so he switched places with his driver.
The driver delivered the lecture perfectly.
A man in the audience asked a complicated question.
The driver smirked and said, “Sir, your question is so simple that I’ll let my driver answer it for you.”
9. The Smart Driver and the Greedy Farmer
A driver hit a calf and asked the farmer what it was worth.
“Right now, $200. But in six years, $900.”
The driver wrote a check and said, “Here’s a check for $900… postdated six years from now.”
10. The Forgetful Senior Driver
Two elderly ladies were driving.
They ran a red light. Then another. And another.
The passenger finally shouted, “Susan, you just ran three red lights!”
Susan blinked and said, “Wait… am I driving?”
Driving Can Be a Comedy Show
From mischievous cab drivers to quick-witted scientists and clueless grandmas, these hilarious driving stories prove that life on the road is never dull.
So, the next time you take the wheel, just remember: you never know when your next great story might happen!
Source: amomama
