Wife Calls Her Husband at the Club
W: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
H: “Yes.”
W: “Great! I’m at the mall near you.
I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?”
H: “What’s the price?”
W: “Only $1,500.”
H: “Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like it that much.”
W: “Ah, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2024 models.
I found one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price… And since we need to replace the BMW we bought last year…”
H: “What price did he quote you?”
W: “Only $90,000.”
H: “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”
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W: “Great! But before we hang up, there’s one more thing…”
H: “What?”
W: “I was reconciling your bank account and stopped by the real estate agent this morning.
I saw the house we looked at last year. It’s on sale! You remember?
The one with a pool, English garden, an acre of park, beachfront property…”
H: “How much are they asking?”
W: “Only $450,000 – a magnificent price! And I see we have enough in the bank to cover it…”
H: “Well, go ahead and buy it, but just offer $420,000, OK?”
W: “OK, sweetie. Thanks!
I’ll see you later! I love you!”
H: “Bye… I love you too.”
He hangs up, closes the phone, raises his hand and asks the room:
“Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
