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Funny Joke: Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to go through to Heaven

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👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾
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Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to go through to Heaven.

The angel at the gate tells them, “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner, your way across the bridge to Heaven will be decided.”

The first guy says, “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated thrice.”

The angel gives him an old model pick-up.

The second guy says, “11 years and only once.”

The angel grants him a Mercedes.

The last man says, “20 years and not once, we loved each other with all our hearts.”

The angel is duly impressed, and bestows upon him a gold edition Lamborghini.

The man soon passes the other two men.

Hours later the two men catch up to him at a diner.

He’s sitting alone at a table sobbing and muttering to himself.

One of the men approaches him and says, “I know we are dead but it could be much worse. Don’t be upset!”

The guy looks up and says, “Don’t be upset?! 30 minutes ago I passed my wife,”…

“She was riding a skateboard!”

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