Nope, it’s my mom’s orange juice.
It works for them but seems completely selfish and unreasonable to me. © Unknown author / Reddit
I say seen, like “I have seen that movie” my wife says saw. No im not that proper of an English speaker, I say crick instead of creek.
Why do you even pay for this?” Also, my mum: goes and gets a manicure that is an exact copy of mine. © jemappellelala / Twitter
His face is very serious, but I’m in a playful mood, the sun is shining and music is playing.
So, I stuck out my tongue.
A moment later, the front tinted window goes down, and the father is driving, the mother is in the passenger seat, a girl of about 5 looks from behind the boy, and the whole family sticks their tongues out at me!
My mood was great for the rest of the day. © oseledich / Pikabu
Me: I’m fine.
Mum: You’re always fine, you never tell me anything.
Me: My business is not so good, renovations in the house will never end, I’m dating a girl who believes in reptilians.
Mum: Why are you telling me this? Do you want me to have a heart attack? © Jeniay / Pikabu
Does this mean that I should break the law and deprive myself of a highly qualified specialist just because the man chose that girl over my sister?
My sister and mum said that I betrayed them and that they didn’t want to see me again.
Why is it my fault?
The only person who supported me was my stepfather. © Overheard / Ideer
And my in-laws are fans of “meat wrapped in meat” type of food.
At family celebrations, I tend to eat only vegetables because even their salads and pies usually contain meat.
But recently I realized that they had finally accepted all my habits when they made a huge bowl of vegetable salad specifically for me at my mother-in-law’s anniversary! © Overheard / Ideer
