On the first day, Richard decided to identify and get rid of all the slackers. He left his office to take a tour of the facilities and noticed a young man leaning against a wall. Richard knew what he had to do next.
He took this as an opportunity to show all the employees that he had no place in the company for lazy people like this guy. So, he walked up to the guy and asked, “How much money do you make in a week?”
“$200, sir,” the guy replied. “Why?”
At that point, everyone in the office was already looking at Richard.
He slid his hand into his pocket and took out his wallet. “Here’s a week’s pay,” he said while handing him $200. “Now get out and don’t return!
This place is not for people like you!”
Richard felt great about having fired someone. Once the guy left, Richard turned toward the employees and asked, “Can anyone tell me what the slacker did here?”
That’s when a senior employee said, “Sir, that was the pizza delivery guy.”
4. The Big News
One day, Peter’s parents told him they wanted to talk to him about something very important.
“What happened, Dad?” he asked his father. “Son, we want you to know that you’re adopted,” his father replied. “What?” Peter was shocked.
“We wanted to wait for the right time to tell you, sweetheart,” his mother said. “I knew it! I knew I was adopted!” Peter said before shifting his gaze toward his father.
“I want to meet my biological parents!”
“We’re your biological parents,” Peter’s father revealed. “Now pack up, the new ones are coming to pick you up in 20 minutes.”
5. The Unusual Interview
A young woman was once interviewing for an entry-level job.
After talking to her for a couple of minutes and reviewing her resume, the interviewers realized she wasn’t the smartest of the lot. However, they couldn’t end the interview without giving her the due interview time. So, they began asking her simple questions to kill time.
“So, how old are you?” one of the interviewers asked. The woman started counting on her fingers. “27 years, sir,” she said after a minute.
The interviewers looked at each other before the second one asked her another question. “How tall are you?”
The woman took out a measuring tape from her bag, stood up, and measured her height. “Five feet, three inches,” she responded.
Then, the first interviewer asked her the final question. “Ok,” he sighed. “Just tell us your name, please.”
To their surprise, the woman chanted something in a low voice and then said, “Neha!”
One of the interviewers, who couldn’t take it anymore, asked her what took her so long to say her name.
“I was just recalling that song,” the girl began. “Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Neha…”
So, which joke did you like the most? Don’t forget to share these jokes with your loved ones.
You might end up brightening their mood on a rough day.
