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Story 4:
By open dancing, the best man thought it was a good idea to climb onto a table and start to strip. He had everyone cheering him on, and so he kept with it. Took off his jacket; threw it.
Took off his tie; threw it, took off his dress shirt; threw it. He felt hot until he took off his undershirt and the room erupted in laughter. Turns out the dude taped cotton balls to his nipples (guess he’s prone to chafing)… anyways, he forgot all about it and when he looked down and remembered and then realized everyone was laughing at him, his face turned practically clear white.
That sobered him up instantly, and he jumped down to grab his clothes as everyone rolled on the floor laughing. It was fantastic. © AteBitVillain / Reddit
Story 5:
The bride was nowhere to be found.
The speeches were about to begin, but the most important person was missing. Then the venue manager delivered the bombshell: the bride was found with the best man, cheating on the groom. The planner heads off to find the bride to figure out if speeches are going on and whatnot.
Speeches begin, all pretty run-of-the-mill, until it’s the Bride and Groom’s speech. They stand up and start the speech, and then the Bride just kind of walks off into the corner and starts crying. Everyone else in the room is literally sitting there while the Groom continues his speech, and she’s whimpering in the corner.
Alright. Dinner is over, speeches are done, first dance time. The bride has to be corralled back into the dance room, and she starts the first dance, but not before FORCEFULLY TURNING THE GROOM SO THAT SHE IS STARING DIRECTLY AT THE BEST MAN FOR THE ENTIRE DANCE.
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