An elderly couple had just snuggled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly announced, “Seven points for me!”
His wife, puzzled, turned over and asked, “What are you talking about?”
Grinning, he replied, “We’re playing fart football.”
Not one to back down from a challenge, his wife waited a moment, then let out an impressive fart of her own. “Touchdown! Tie game!” she declared with a smirk.
A few seconds later, the old man let out another one and triumphantly announced, “14 to 7!
Back in the lead!”
Determined to keep up, his wife responded with another loud one, then quickly followed it with a squeaker. “Touchdown and a field goal! I’m ahead, 17 to 14!”
Feeling the pressure, the old man gave it his all, but things took an unexpected turn.
With one big push, he went a little too far and accidentally pooped the bed.
His wife, wide-eyed, stared at him and asked, “What just happened?”
With a sigh, the old man admitted, “Guess it’s halftime… time to switch sides.”
